Fun with Pornography

Fun with Pornography

A file from the book GETTING EVEN

Typed by THE REFLEX [Member: Omnipotent, Inc.]

Buy some really sleazy skin magazines -- ones featuring kiddie porn, animals, etc. Use an IBM typewriter and some pressure-sensitive mailing labels to prepare phony address labels in your mark's name. Place them on the porno magazines. You can start by leaving a few magazines in doctors' or dentists' waiting rooms, Sunday-school reading rooms, and the periodical shelves of your local library. The public will think your mark is passing along his used literature.

You might also get some paste-over copyright stickers printed with your mark's name and address. Buy some raunchy porno, put the stickers in somewhere on the title area, then take the goods to local grade school and junior high school areas and sell them to the children. Do this only once. If you do get caught, swear the mark paid you to distribute his pornography.

This tactic is best used against bluenose censors and others who would impose their own personal beliefs upon you under penalty of law. According to civil libertarian Townsend McFerrick, this piece of counter-propaganda is almost always effective against the personal outrages of puritanical dictators.