Get Booze... the Easy Way

Get Booze... the Easy Way

by BaKiE

So im gonna cut strait to the chase... getting alcohol for about 1.99 and doing it LEAGALLY! I know your like "Bull shit im gonna have to make some weird machine and shit man this is gonna be fucked up" but its a fuck lot easier. All you have to do iz go to a LARGE grocerrie (like walmart super center or Meijier's) and purchase mint extract. This shit is like 99% alcohol mofo! Now goto the counter and givem you fucking money (unless you out, den just take it outta da outer box and poket dat shit. then leave.) Now leave that joint and get drunk. Now for you fuckers that dont know, 99% is a fuck lotta alcohol. So dont drink the shit strait! Put a drop in watever you want and drink it. Itll tast like black makers mark (bootleg) if you mix it with flat coke. I never do more then 4 shots in each shot glass with one drop in each, and im a heavy drinker. You can make ur own bootleg liquer wit da shit and sell it for high, high ass pricess. It's not ass good as high class, expeirence made moonshine (the kind that melt pennies) but if its good shit, id buy it cuz im a fuckin Alkoholik! A flask wit a 8 drops in some srtong strong, burn your throat as much as you can wit out alchohol giner ale and rum flaovoring goes for about 40-100 dollars.

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Okay walk down your street at botu 12 a.m. youll probly see a party were theres booze. Now walk back and fourth until sum other tennager comes out to get somthin outta his car. Yell at him "Yo dawg, u gonna catch me wit da hookup on that booze yo?" and hell probly run back in and get you sumthin. I get invited to big partyz so this aint a problem for me!

Yo peice out man and stay sober if possible. Yo, dont die, cuz i heard you have a hella hangover in Shang-Ri La (heaven 4 juggalos)! Just kidding!