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How To piss people oFF !!!!!
by Meecrob Master Blake
Ok lets get started here i am 13 i am a ANARCHIST and i love just pissing the hell out of people okokby Meecrob Master Blake
Phone Phun
1. ring a random number and try to get some one old or middle aged when they pick up say "i think you have the wrong number" that pisses people off heaps.
2. Find the address and phone num of a nerd or your nemisis very late at night order pizza and heaps of food to their door
3. find a pay fone and have the number of your enemy ready, with most payfones if u dont enter money and call a numbetr it will ring and when the victim pics up it will automaticly hang up. ring your enemys number a hole lot of times thats sure to get him pissed
Cars and Houses
1 early in the morning go out to some ones car and do a fat loogie (spit) on there door handles ps. you can also do this on front door handles (to houses duh!!)
2. find some dirty dog shit or horse shit and put it in a paper bag and light it and put it on some 1s door step and ring the door bell, the victim will then come out and stepp on the bag and get dogg shit in there feet/shoes(yes, i know we have already herd this one)
3. knoc on some ones door then run off (e asy and sim ple)
4 but some yougart and pour it al over the victims car in the night and it will be hard and very gross in the morning.
5. piss in a whole lot of beer bottles and put them in a beer carbord holder thing and put the tops of the beer on the bottles and leave it on your victims door if he is a fool he will drink the piss.
6.piss on some ones door or in their cars gas tank
7. do a shit or use dog shit and try to get some ones car window open a little bit and put the shit in thier car or in their gas tank or in thier house.
On the street
1 pretend to be a spastic or a reterd and go up to random people to piss them off.
2 but a pack of cigaretes and roll them like joints and smoke them in front of cops
3. buy some cannabis incence and light it and soak your clothes ini the smoke then walk around the mall or somthing and pretend to be high.
4. Always Call cops PIGS
5.go in to a shop and go to a empty register and then use the microphone to say like "ANARCHY RULES of FUCK BILL GATES "
Thats all for now i'll make more