How to Ditch Your Class and Not Get Caught
if your school has call up slips to the office or counsler like my school does its really easy
what you need to do is get jack some of those fucking passes(it is easier to get them from the counslers office when you are at lunch cause they are too)
fill out a paper for your counsler to call you or do some stupid shit to get called up to the office
keep the pass
try to fill out the pass with the exactly the same(so they wont know you wrote it idiot!!)
give it to a friend and tell him to ask for a bathrom pass and go to your class ans get you out of class(your friend needs to be in a different class)
if you want you can get him out of class too
try to get as many passes from different school faculty so you dont use the same signature more than once
it is also good to have a person that has experience on coping writing(cause I write it all sloppy once and got in deep shit for it}
dont do it every day cause your teacher will start callin to see if its true
if the teacher suspects something about the pass tell your friend to yank the pass out of the teachers hand and take off (cause if it has your name your ass will get in trouble)
dont do this if you get into alot of trouble like I do cause when they call you up and you are not there you will get arrested for truency and go to a class on not cuttin class and its boring as hell
it is also smart to pick on one of your dumb teachers for this one
dont have the same friend getting you out of class all of the time
well thats it so have fun and dont get caught