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  • How to Fuck with Someone's Car

    How to Fuck with Someone's Car

    by midzmasta

    iF there is someone who you fucking hate or just wnat to screw with and they have a nice car here is how you fuck with them.

    items needed:

    1)dozen eggs

    2)1/4-1/2 pound of salami and/or boloni

    3)blender

    4) empty water bottle/ bottle with a top that squirts

    First go to your local super market and purchase a dozen eggs, a 1/4-1/2 pound of slami and/or baloni.

    next you need to put the eggs into the blender and add baloni and/or salami until this turns into a paste

    next you need to put this paste into a bottle

    in the middle of the night go to your good friends house and squirt your pasty shit onto theire car (happy messages work best)

    fianly run like fuck home and wait for a day or so to check on your friends car. by now they should have found the paste shit hardened on their car and when they wash or scrape it away it will strip the paint with it.

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