How to Piss Off Lunch Ladies

How to Piss Off Lunch Ladies

by devils_little_minion

Well this is pretty easy stuff to do.

1. Put pubic hair in your food and make them take it back.
2. Take a hell of a lot mayo or mustard packs right in front of them until they yell at you.
3. Ask why all the fake food is so expensive and when they get mad go what the hell did i do.
4. Get your food and then when you go to pay go crazy and act like you can't find your money.
5. Drop your plate on the floor and spaz out and yell out shit or any swear and then whine for another lunch.
6. Pick up a spoon and say it's dirty and take another and say its dirty keep doin this till they yell at you.
7. When you go to pay drop your money on the floor and say to the lunch lady why the hell did you drop my damn money.
8. Instead of using the tongs to pick up your food stick your hand in the food when one of the lunch ladies walks by.