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  • How to Piss Off McDonalds

    How to Piss Off McDonalds

    by Milk Man

    1. Walk into any McDonalds (their like chinese ppl>everywhere they shoudnt be) and do the following...

    2. Ask the person behind the counter if you can have 1 "Mctesticle Fillet" or one "Mcpenis Fillet".

    3. If you want to just piss them off by asking them for a "Mcpizza with extra cheese" or a BK (Burger King) Broiler" This will make them angry and they will say something like "we don't serve that here..." tell them "then go get it for me bitch!" This is so much fun to piss them off and if they fight with you, they get fired!

    4. Something really cool to do but make sure you can run away is to walk in to Mc'D's and stand at the counter ready to order...when the person asks if they can serve you or what would you like, scream at the top of your lungs "is that a fat person joke?!?!" then he/she will deny it...next reply to watever they say with "you hate blacks!?!?" and then begin to yell at them more and more starting a riot! This is so much fun.

    Something else fun to do is if someone ever honks their horn at you when your walking...just pick up a big rock and simulate a throw! Then pretend to throw it at them but drop it out of your hand(or if you can run then throw it at their windshield). After this...stick up your middle finger and run.

    Even better and so hilarious is to get a pathetic little flower from the side of the road or something and rip off all its petals except one and wave it pass cars passing you screaming would you like to buy a flower! And see who stops. If someone does either run like a fat bitch or sell it to them for 1 cent.

    When people call you on the phone you should answer like you called them>>so say something like "hey is michael there" or someone else rather than saying the conventional hello. This will confuse whoever is calling.

    You have to do this one! Go up to a nun or clergy member and ask them "since Jesus had bread at the last supper, and you serve God, can I have Jesus's bread recipe>>and don't let the person go until they give you a fuking good reason why they don't know Jesus's recipe. Or even funnier...ask a clergy member what Jesus's blood type was! and if they say they don't know then say "and you call yourself a servant of God?" then spit at their shoe and say is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?

    All of these things are your choice to do and I won't be blamed...They are so fun to do though so do them if you can and have fun...i'll put up more later. Outie

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