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How to Really Piss Off a Wallgreens or a Dominick's
by Dr. Nitemare
Have you ever been in a drug store, such as Walgreens, and found that you were out of money and really hungry? Or maybe you were just in the mood for some fun. I've always been a mischief fanatic myself, and thought I'd share with you some experiences I've had at Wallgreens and Dominick's.by Dr. Nitemare
How many of you have been arrested for shoplifting?
Well, I've never had this unfortunate experience happen, but I have friends who have, and Wallgreen's is notorious for keeping an eagle-eye out for thieves. Well, we decided that if they were gonna be serious so were we.
One day we decided to cause a little ruckus. A nice Saturday night, a buddy of mine and I went to Wallgreens and started looking around. I, keeping a low profile, hadn't a reputation and wasnt known by the manager. My friend, however, had a record a mile long (it's even longr now) and was instantly put under surveillance as soon as we entered. We strutted over to the candy section, and marveled at all the nice things to eat. Shawn, (my buddy- last name anony) who was always prepared, wore his jacket that we had prepared for this special occasion. It had a huge hole in the bottom of the pocket, and was used to sike the manager out of his skull!
Shawn made sure he was being watched before he proceeded. He went to the gum rack, took a pack of gum, and cooly slipped it into his pocket- a little too cooly- but with all intentions- for our friend the manager raised an eyebrow. When we proceeded out the store, the manager ran out the electronic opening door (I'll get to that later) and grabbed Shawn by the arm.
"Ha you little shit! I got you now!" The dick proclaimed, feeling like he was on Miami Vice or something.
"What are you talking about?" Shawn nonchelantly asked.
The dick proceeded to search Shawn's pockets for the gum. When he turned up with nothing, he searched us both. We, of course, were laughing our heads off. When Shawn slipped the gum into his pocket, it fell through his pocket and into another tray of candy. Shawn had his back turned from the manager (adding to the suspicion) so he couldn't have seen it fall. The Manager threatened us with all kinds of nasty things, but we just flipped him off and walked away, and went home and rolled with laughter for the rest of the night.
PART II - The Electronic Door
When the manager ran out the door, we could have made things even harder for the old guy. If youve ever looked at the box over an electric door, it sometimes has a switch. Flip this, and sit back, and watch the fun!
I've seen these switches at the Dominick's/Walgreens connected stores. What the switch does is turn off the automatic opener. The hilarious part is: What happens when some fat lady with six kids and a cart full of groceries (at least two kids are in the cart) comes bustling out the door? Answer- She smacks right into the door, expecting it to open for her, and the cart burys itself into her rolls of stomach, and the kids fall over and crush the fat lady's 3.99 box of grade A eggs. This can be enjoyed anytime, but usually works best at night when people are in a rush to get home so they can watch their programs on T.V.
I hope you try these easy but pleasing techniques of relly pissing someone off - Its always been a favorite thing of mine to do - I hope it will soon be one of yours. Thank you for your attention.
-Dr. Nitemare-