Piss Off Drivers with Children's Toys

Piss Off Drivers with Children's Toys

by Total Pyro

#1. Buy one of those nurf dart guns (preferably one with an ammunition chain) and about 25+ darts. You can Rip off the suction cups if you want to keep the darts but more damage (possably car crashes) can be accomplished with the cups on. Stand at a busy street corner and shoot at passing cars aim for the windows. If you have one of the chain guns shoot as many darts as you can with the suction cups on at the windshield on the drivers side. Try to block the drivers wision with darts fun results. Watch out for drivers who will actually get out of their cars and chase you or call the cops.

#2 Throw tennis balls/baseballs at moving cars. This Really pisses off drivers and can result in anything from drivers yelling obscenities at you to calling the cops.

#3 Make a roadblock of childrens toys (tricycles, wagons etc.) across a busy street. Believe it or not most drivers won't actually bother to get out and move the toys. This can really back traffic up.

#4 Roll toys out infront of moving cars. If they hit some damage is done to the car but it's the drivers swerving that creats car crashes. Watch out as drivers frequently call the cops on people like me and you who do such "intellegent" things as rolling toys in front of cars. This also works really well if you fill a wagon with lit fireworks before you roll it out, scares the crap out of drivers when they see a flaming wagon roll onto the road shooting bottle rockets at their car. Fuckin hillarious. Have fun!