Salting Lawns

Salting Lawns

by Fa'ad

Firstly this article is accurate, and if done correctly, the information in it could, but shouldn't necessarily be done.

What you gotta do is, you gotta get a lot of SALT. Plain table salt.

Next, I recommend dark clothes. If you have no dark clothes, they are available at masupply.com under ninja accesories or something. You shouldn't have trouble finding it.

Then you need someone to do this to. I reccomend old people who have yelled at you for being on thier spotless lawn.

At night, sneak out, around 3AM is best and get to thier house, if they are close enough and you have the dark clothes, go by foot. it generates less noise.

The keys to going undetected are as follows.

One, wear quiet shoes.

Two, when you go from where you are to your mark's house, go from dark nook to dark crannie until you get to the location of your mark.

Three, move quietly as possible by bending and contouring every joint and muscle as you move, I recommend practicing this the day before.

*Optional if the distance between your departure point and your marks location is well lit, take out some of the street lights or other lights the day before you carry the plan out. I recommend a high powered pellet rifle to hit the bulbs of street lights without causing noticable damage to the outer shell.

Finally to the good part, have alot of salt to make your design. You may make designs such as a crosshair in your marks lawn by pouring the salt in that shape. Keep in mind, A crosshair with a four foot diameter will propably need 5 large salt containers. A large salt container holds about 1lb. 10 oz of salt, or 730 g. of salt. if you have to make an oh, say five foot tall, three foou wide "F" in your mark's lawn you should use completely at least 3 full salt containers described above. That's about all.