What was the most retarded thing you ever did in your life?

[Venus]

For me it was taking 700 mg of benadryl and having the most intense delirium I ever saw with my own eyes I saw dead animals & family members plus glitches and spiders.

And eventually to the hospital for three days.

What about you?

[Das Troll]

Used to spray my hand with hair spray and light it on fire, then flip my hand to put it out. One time I got the bright idea to wrap my hand up in that paper type box tape and use gasoline instead of hair spray. I lit it and said "look I'm the human torch" then it started to get hot so I flipped my hand and.... it didn't go out. Right about then I started to panic and was flinging my hand all over the place and it still wasn't going out. Then the tape started to melt and turned the glue/gas into a sort of napalm. I then got the bright idea to stick my hand between my legs to try and snuff it out and only succeeded in setting fire to my ass. So, I sat down on my hand and my burning ass and it finally went out. I took the tape off along with a good bit of skin on my hand. I didn't have any sort of parental supervision at the time so it's not like I could go to the hospital. I couldn't wash my hand very well either because I would have had to scrub it to get the glue off and it really fucking hurt.

Bonus: I had dogs at the time so the glue got covered in dirt and dog hair. I had to go to school with a dirty dog hair covered hand and then I went to a job interview at McDonalds. All I could say was I had a glue accident. Yep, pretty stupid.

[Enigma]

Used to spray my hand with hair spray and light it on fire, then flip my hand to put it out. One time I got the bright idea to wrap my hand up in that paper type box tape and use gasoline instead of hair spray. I lit it and said "look I'm the human torch" then it started to get hot so I flipped my hand and.... it didn't go out. Right about then I started to panic and was flinging my hand all over the place and it still wasn't going out. Then the tape started to melt and turned the glue/gas into a sort of napalm. I then got the bright idea to stick my hand between my legs to try and snuff it out and only succeeded in setting fire to my ass. So, I sat down on my hand and my burning ass and it finally went out. I took the tape off along with a good bit of skin on my hand. I didn't have any sort of parental supervision at the time so it's not like I could go to the hospital. I couldn't wash my hand very well either because I would have had to scrub it to get the glue off and it really fucking hurt.

Bonus: I had dogs at the time so the glue got covered in dirt and dog hair. I had to go to school with a dirty dog hair covered hand and then I went to a job interview at McDonalds. All I could say was I had a glue accident. Yep, pretty stupid.

This reminds me of the time I tried filling a grill lighter with zippo fluid because I was like 7 or 8 at the time, lit my hand on fire, managed to get it put out, everything put away, and ice for my burned hand before my parents got home. Nobody ever found out SOMEHOW (idk how you don't notice your kids hand as severe burns in retrospect)