Target Pics

Target Pics

by wunhunglo

I also am a former "Assets Protection Team Member" from Target.

All the previous articles submitted were BOTH correct.

I'd just like to add that if you get caught, they will take a picture of you and they stuff you have prior to turning you over to 5-O.

Also, if you ever get fired from Target for ANY reason, you'll be watched by their "security" people. I know this because they...

Target II

by Dr. Santa

If you haven't read the first article in this series, please do so before reading this one, as I will not be covering the same material in this article. I'll jump right in:

Risk Levels:

Each Target store has a risk level between 1 and 4. A 4 is the highest risk, with a 1 being the lowest risk. Risk levels determine how much equipment and payroll AP gets. Want to find out the risk level of your local Target? Simply...

Target

by Dr. Santa

This is first hand knowledge from someone that not only used to work for Target, but was an Assets Protection Team Leader (LP manager) for several stores. Why would I write this article? For starters, I'm tired of reading articles by amateurs, the kind of amateurs that we used to catch all of the time. I have my own personal anarchistic/nihilistic reasons for wanting the company's shrink to go through the roof. First off, a lesson in the Assets...

Swimming Pool Lockers

by om3ga

I don't know if U.S anarchists can relate to this as I live in England but hear me out nonetheless, even though i talk bollocks

In swmming pool changing rooms, there are normally loads of lockers, you know, the ones with the keys in. The customer has to put either a token or 50 pence or somthing. These used to be refundable, but some capitalist bastard thought it would be a good idea to charge the swimmers 50p every...

Survival Supplies List

by Zilith

Hunting Weapons

Slingshot- For hunting small game

Crossbow- For larger game

Defensive Weapons

Throwing knife

Paintball gun- Although not lethal, will still cause pain

Large Knife

Fighting Weapons

Sword- Never runs out of ammo, and works well close range

Tools

...

Stuff to do When You're Bored

1) get high/drunk and go to the waffel house

2) go to kmart/walmart and when they turn on those metal demagnitesers(?) slam your head down on it and scream and freak out and stuff as you act as if u have a metal plate in your head and cant pry it off of the big humdinger (thank my dad for this strange but amusing one)

3) just get high/drunk

4) to get CDs or DVDs out of a store without paying for them...

Stinky Bomb

by matt

How to make anyplace unenterable due to the strong odor that will fill the room:

Take a can of Axe body spray and put a rubber band or tape on the button so that it sprays non-stop until it is out and it will leave a strong scent thoughout the room. Make sure to put it in a garbage can or hide it so no one will know where the scent is coming from.

Anyone attempting to enter the room will heave and vomit from the nasty,...

Stealing Library Books

by LoneWolf

So you wanna take library books huh? I've done it seveal times and I guess I better teach your stupid ass. As of this moment in time I am pursuing a proffesion called thievery (go figure) I'm just starting, but library books are easy even for me.

Security Systems-

Biggest problem, security, well if you are like me, you have a knife, and you carry it everywhere(if not, your gonna need one for this)...

Spin a Car 180 Degrees

1. Put the car in reverse.

2. Select a spot straight ahead. Keep your eyes on it, and begin backing up.

3. Jam on the gas.

4. Cut the wheel sharply 90 degrees (quarter turn) around and simultaneously drop the transmission into drive. Make sure you have enough speed to use the momentum of the car to swing it around, but remember that going to fast (45mph or greater) can be dangerous and will flip the car and...

Some Interesting Ways to Kill a Friend (or Enemy)

by The Gremlin

Hi, it's me, The Gremlin again. This time, I decided to write about some cool ways to kill somebody you don't like, and have a good time laughing while you do it.

..If he/she races BMX, string a 60 pound test line across a jump or in the middle of the track...

..Staple his mouth to the tail-pipe of your BMW, and put a piece of tape across his nose, then drive about 20 miles...

So I Broke my Neck

by proofisoutthere

for a Guinness and Ouzo, or ten. Any way many drinks later I managed to make it into the nearest town can't remember how I got there but what I do remember is trying to get to my girls house and somehow and for reasons unknown I decided to climb this tree. I managed to climb about 20 something feet when a branch broke I fell and I was left in a cold puddle of mud with my shit in ruins. I lay there in agony for an hour before...

Slow Death

by Swamp Rat

Imagine if you will...

Creeping death, starting at your ears... they ring... and feel numb and then fall off like you've got leprosy... you start to bleed from your ear sockets... something unseen starts beating your nose into a pulp... then your teeth fall out... one by one..gum disease sets in... it spreads... your jaw rots and falls off... your shoulders get a 3rd degree sunburn... they peel... your fingers tingle... fingernails...

Skateboards and Methadone.

by Doctor Beard

When you take a variety of drugs on a regular basis you soon learn the meaning of two horrible words. The fear. Wherever you go, it doesnt matter what country, these words seem to be pretty much universal. Anyone stuck into a steady drug habit will know meaning of that terrible expression. I'd had my fair share of bad times on LSD and paranoid collapses from amphetamines. At the point of my life that this incident is...

Siphoning

by Pyros The Leprechaun

"Siphoning."

Hello. My name is Pyros, well actually it isn't and that's a load of shit so sorry to waste your time. Anyway, this file is about siphoning.

"What is siphoning?"

you ask. Siphoning, when it was first created, was the stealing of petrol from the petrol tank of a car. I am not going to tell you how to get free petrol because that just takes common sense. I am...

Simple Stink Bomb

by Nemitor

Materials needed

• Liquid ammonia (found in almost any store)
• Regular Matches
• Jar with lid, perferably glass

This is a liquid when finished, and can when poured, smells like rotten eggs.

1. Carefully using some scissors or other cutting device, cut off the match heads. Cut as many as depending on the amount of stink solution you are using.
2. Pour ammonia into the jar
3. With the lid in hand, dump the match heads

...