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faze2 2007-07-20 04:21

Just take it and walk out...
 
This is my tip for those who are ignorant.
First off my short backround, I'm 18 and i've worked in retail for 2 years.
Here is my tip: When you steal something from a store, just walk out. The "security gaurds can't do shit. If they tell you to stop, keep walking. You could literally pick up a tv and just quickly walk out. Don't worry about security tags or anything like that. Don't think, just do it.

Grand Masta Thief 2007-07-20 04:28

Re: Just take it and walk out...
 
release a deadly poison inside of the store ventilation system therefor killing everybody in the store, eliminating all witness's and the freedom to walk into a store and walk out with big screen TV's

Antik 2007-07-20 04:29

Re: Just take it and walk out...
 
I'm going to be traveling around with little to no cash for a while, and this is pretty much how I planned on getting things. From my experience 99% of the time they won't do shit, except maybe ask you to stop.

faze2 2007-07-20 04:32

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Antik (Post 8670153)
I'm going to be traveling around with little to no cash for a while, and this is pretty much how I planned on getting things. From my experience 99% of the time they won't do shit, except maybe ask you to stop.

EXACTLY!

Yorimasa 2007-07-20 04:36

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This is exactly why I laugh whenever I hear about someone being arrested for shoplifting. You literally would have to sit around and wait for the police to show up to get in trouble.

Wraith 2007-07-20 06:35

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And... why the hell does this constitute it's own thread?

graphite 2007-07-20 06:41

Re: Just take it and walk out...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by faze2 (Post 8670101)
This is my tip for those who are ignorant.
First off my short backround, I'm 18 and i've worked in retail for 2 years.
Here is my tip: When you steal something from a store, just walk out. The "security gaurds can't do shit. If they tell you to stop, keep walking. You could literally pick up a tv and just quickly walk out. Don't worry about security tags or anything like that. Don't think, just do it.

Same here but I'm 19, nya nya nya nya nya nya.

But yes, just walk out. It is against store policy everywhere to accuse someone of theft.

Achilles Armour 2007-07-20 06:51

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Quote:

Originally Posted by faze2 (Post 8670101)
You could literally pick up a tv and just quickly walk out. Don't worry about security tags or anything like that. Don't think, just do it.

Then why don't you have a living room full of TVs?

deadhero 2007-07-20 07:56

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Achilles Armour (Post 8670819)
Then why don't you have a living room full of TVs?

I suppose ma & pa would get suspicious as to how little johnny was winning so many prize television sets by just selling stationary . . .

Angiospermicidal 2007-07-20 15:02

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If you steal from where I work, we hunt you down. We find out where you live and we call your mother. And then we have you arrested.

Don't steal anything with a serial number on it. We love it when you do that.


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