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Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-27, 00:12

Replies: 64 Highschool sucks Views: 70 Posted By je*sus fuckup Go to your nearest nightclub and dance with... Go to your nearest nightclub and dance with drunken people. wooooooooo. its fun. seriously though, if you have no friends, its probably because youre doing something wrong. Start being social. MAKE...

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-27, 00:10

Replies: 0 Drunk Views: 4 Posted By je*sus fuckup For example, I went up to the bar and ordered a... For example, I went up to the bar and ordered a Budweiseer, some vodka, and then some more vodka, and they let me, and I'm only 16. Then I danced a bit. Th e problewm is, will I regret it? The person...

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-27, 00:05

Replies: 15 just saw a cool sight Views: 20 Posted By je*sus fuckup Well, I AM a beautfiul girl sandwich... of... Well, I AM a beautfiul girl sandwich... of YEAH.... do i win? I think I should

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-27, 00:03

Replies: 111 Best Useless Fact Views: 120 Posted By je*sus fuckup I couldn't be arsed to read or this. I just... I couldn't be arsed to read or this. I just pulled. Tou didn't. :P.

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-27, 00:01

Replies: 31 WARNING: Totaly useless topic Views: 35 Posted By je*sus fuckup Well I just drank six shots of smirnoff, had a... Well I just drank six shots of smirnoff, had a budweisser danced with a random stranger, and made three neq friends. and reight now im trying to be sober at my ,mum sos she;l let me go toParis....

Forum: Sex and Affection 2003-08-24, 01:07

Replies: 28 Boyfriend Problem Views: 39 Posted By je*sus fuckup Amen Amen

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-24, 00:50

Replies: 2 The Practical Efficiancy League Views: 4 Posted By je*sus fuckup *Evil world dominating fridge senses rebellious... *Evil world dominating fridge senses rebellious slave... puts doping agent into food... unkowing slave becomes placated once again*

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-24, 00:42

Replies: 5 What are the laws..... Views: 8 Posted By je*sus fuckup Well it depends what he was doing. If he was just... Well it depends what he was doing. If he was just wandering around, admiring the school architecture, maybe, but if he was holding a lock pick, an inflatable sex toy, and a marker pen they might be a...

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-24, 00:39

Replies: 37 Accepting paedophiles Views: 40 Posted By je*sus fuckup Yeah, according to today's mindset... but as we... Yeah, according to today's mindset... but as we move more and more towards accepting sex as a natural and unharmful thing, maybe people will start to think that having sex with children doesn't cause...

Forum: Backyard Ballistics 2003-08-24, 00:34

Replies: 14 Fuels for showing off Views: 23 Posted By je*sus fuckup So would I dissolve those metal salts into a fuel... So would I dissolve those metal salts into a fuel then? Sorry, I don't know anything about chemistry, I go to school in Britain.

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-24, 00:31

Replies: 37 Accepting paedophiles Views: 40 Posted By je*sus fuckup Do you think maybe in the future paedophilia will... Do you think maybe in the future paedophilia will become an accepted sexuality, like homosexuality has come to be? It makes me sick to think it might, but then again in the past people would've felt...

Forum: Mad Scientists 2003-08-24, 00:25

Replies: 60 what is "nothing?" Views: 114 Posted By je*sus fuckup If nothing is something because there is space,... If nothing is something because there is space, was the nothing before the Big Bang a different sort of nothing? Does time affect nothing? Can you actually have nothing if there is space? On...

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-24, 00:21

Replies: 10 Bordem Views: 15 Posted By je*sus fuckup The cure for bordem is an E. ... The cure for bordem is an E. http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif)

Forum: Sex and Affection 2003-08-24, 00:13

Replies: 33 Can you fuck your sister Views: 47 Posted By je*sus fuckup You'll have deformed inbred children if you... You'll have deformed inbred children if you aren't careful. Could we have context please?

Forum: Mad Scientists 2003-08-24, 00:05

Replies: 18 but... where did it all come from Views: 38 Posted By je*sus fuckup And then there are people who say what this is... And then there are people who say what this is impossible I don't understand and give up, and they are a lot happier than everyone else.

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-23, 23:58

Replies: 44 Suicide Views: 47 Posted By je*sus fuckup I wonder if he's dead yet. Wouldn't it be ironic... I wonder if he's dead yet. Wouldn't it be ironic if he was actually just attention seeking, but then he walked outside his house and got eaten by a hungry and ferocious rogue pregnant woman. I...

Forum: Backyard Ballistics 2003-08-23, 23:16

Replies: 10 Helltorch Views: 15 Posted By je*sus fuckup No idea, but I bow down to your 1337ness. All... No idea, but I bow down to your 1337ness. All hail!

Forum: Backyard Ballistics 2003-08-23, 23:12

Replies: 14 Fuels for showing off Views: 23 Posted By je*sus fuckup I want some fuels which burn at a fairly low... I want some fuels which burn at a fairly low temperature, but in interesting colours. Normally I use parafin (on a fire staff) but I want to experiment with different colours and flame sizes....

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-22, 17:43

Replies: 16 im fucked Views: 19 Posted By je*sus fuckup Pretend to be your own kidnapper, demanding a... Pretend to be your own kidnapper, demanding a ransom. Then not only do you have an excuse for not remembering his birthday ('I was tied up') you have some money to buy him an extra nice christmas...

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-22, 16:46

Replies: 9 I melted my skin Views: 13 Posted By je*sus fuckup I melted my skin earlier, and it's gone all... I melted my skin earlier, and it's gone all wrinkly round the edges. Luckily it's on my arm so I don't care that much, but does anyone know what the scar will look like? I burned right through the...

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-22, 16:39

Replies: 42 My Snake Died :( Views: 43 Posted By je*sus fuckup Do snakes get rigor mortis? Put it into a useful... Do snakes get rigor mortis? Put it into a useful shape before it stiffens, like a coat hanger.

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-21, 22:47

Replies: 22 Sperm Smuggler gets 16 Months. Views: 25 Posted By je*sus fuckup Or, no one else feels the need to point out that... Or, no one else feels the need to point out that they've got the joke. Maybe it's a security thing.

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-21, 19:46

Replies: 39 GCSE reults day Views: 52 Posted By je*sus fuckup http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif... http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif (http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif) Thanks, I'll go for the clever option. Although I did do the whole revision thing, which most people here probably didn't...

Forum: My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God 2003-08-21, 17:56

Replies: 1 So I tried to get myself brainwashed... Views: 16 Posted By je*sus fuckup By going to a five day Christian festival with my... By going to a five day Christian festival with my favorite Jesus freaks, but it didn't work. I was slightly brainwashed for about half a day, and started talking to God, but then my brain started...

Forum: Spurious Generalities 2003-08-21, 17:21

Replies: 39 GCSE reults day Views: 52 Posted By je*sus fuckup Modern World History: A Latin: A ... Modern World History: A Latin: A Biology: A Chemistry: A* English Literature: A*

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