Greetings,
I'll just give you an introduction to myself. My name is Wayne, but you can call me Dr. Pastor Emeritus Wayne Sehmish. Until recently, I was pastor of Good Shepherd Baptist Church in Queensland, Australia (
www.baptist.com.au). My time as pastor was a time of fruitfulness and blessing, especially in a financial context. After creating a financial base for myself, I got the go-ahead from God to begin financing and planning my conquest of Asia and the greater third world. This empire will then be left to my son, who despite his metal retardation, is still the most apt to lead besides myself.
To learn more about me and my plans for world domination, visit
www.thesimpletruth.com.au. For you reading pleasure, I have also included a favorite quote of mine on each page. You may be surprised to find that these quote are actually mine, but this is simply because nobody else has come up with one as spectacular as any of mine. Here's a sample:
“Who do you think you’re not, and what if you are wrong ?”
-Dr Pastor Emeritus Wayne Sehmish
In conclusion, it is also my humble God-given duty to let ou know that we are all sinners, the likes of which are the cause of God's wrathful vengeance, which comes in the form of tsunamis, floods, hurricanes (Katrina, anyone???) and also Armageddon. You'd best get saved before the latter arrives, which isn't far away since the antichrist has been elected to be the president of the United States.
God Bless,
Dr. Pastor Emeritus Wayne Sehmish