yeah, get this: solid proof that God either doesn't exist, or is a swindler.
I prayed so I get a job, never got a decent job though.
Then I'm desperate so I say: God, please, if you give me a decent job, I never touch a woman again.
Then I go back home and find a super hyper mega job offer in my mailbox. You may say, well if you're a woman your mom will think you're ever safe with me. Big mistake! Actually if the letter got in my post right at the time I was closing the deal with god, it had to leave yesterday at least. So this letter was sent before I concluded a deal with God, and I'm gonnawannadonna touch a woman ever again because of that? No WaY The gReAt GoD sWiNdlE ain't gonna get me!!! Is there a pretty vacant around?
Thank you for letting this profound and important topic go its own way if you're gonna post any counter-proof, please refrain, truthe needethst notte to be disturbedth. Word of the lord of unrest.
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