officer: "fucked up are thy fidels, Ol'mighty, wise are thy priests who maketh money, OGod of the rich and poor."
choir: blessed the maker of Ol'money, the rich father the gambler son and the holey spirit of cult business.
assistance: Amen amen amen (Amen if this is really god, amen if this is a scam, amen because in any case my money will profit the great Dollar karma and I will derive benefit some day as well.)
Write your checks to UTB (unitarion trade business). Please be aware and don't cross the checks.
Basic enlightenment = £208
Further level for cosmic balance = $336
Integral enlightenment = $10,400
No refunds. Any side effect will be the sucker's fault, not the cult. We are not responsible for suicide, psychiatric trouble, chronic depression or any problem linked to our cult being embraced by unstable followers.
Actually we encourage unstable followers to join and pay for all the initiations and upgrades, in advance with a 5% rebate but again, no refund.
If the follower melts a fuse before the taking effect of all his/her initiations, they will have the choice between forsaking their yet non-effective upgrades, or having them taking effect by default. This is an exclusive feature of our cult, you need no print material, physical presence or any outer sign of the initiation.
Initiation takes place automatically as soon as your payment is received, cashed and laundered. So you will benefit of a 10% discount for cash, and experience has shown the strongest way for cult power to reach your most inner soul, is by paying cash.
It is logical BTW, since cash is the paying pattern that causes the most evident pleasure in the person of our great guru, thus providing the follower with the deepest karmic response and quality of initiation.
We don't persecute cult apostates, provided they pay £10,000 for profane world rights. We understand that even the profane world rests on our guru's shoulders, so it is well understood that profane secular life has to be bought back before you leave us.
You will receive a certificate if paid by cheque or CC.
If paid cash, 5% discount but no receipt.
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uTb aSSoCiaTes of Higher and LowER Languedoc-Roussillon reunited, Carcassonne, France. This is for real.
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