I have my own religion too! it holds that if you smoke weed, dont be stupid, fuck lots of bitches, have love for yourself, have a good relationship with your friends, if your white, green eyes and blonde hair, and you were born in Wichita, and your name is Nick, then you go to heaven and get to chill there, where your dead brain goes into a loophole of euphoric feelings forever. and if your on my cool list, you get into heaven too. if not you go to hell, not for eternity, thats a little to much, id say you go to hell for um say 30 minutes, being on fire for 30 minutes still sucks alot ya know, but its alot less harsh then eternity. after that you go to heaven, but your sent to the ghetto section.
If theres a point to this at all, i would say that you cant disprove my religion, even though its ridiculously stupid. just like other religions i know of
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