Well, actually, according to some traditions jesus did get laid. Many of the more obscure denominations of Christianity believe that The Divine Shepherd, in traditional shepherd fashion, got it on with one or many of the sheep. Most of them insist that he was boinking the ex-possessed, ex-prostitute Mary Magdalene. Some even insist that they bore children whose descendants live among us even now. Other denominations and factions insist that Christ was gay, and was playing "hide the sausage" with John, the "most beloved of all his disciples." Get thee behind me indeed.
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