2 Indonesian Dha swords
1 Dha 25cm dagger
2 Khukris (the crappy "Made in India" Lionshead version)
1 30cm+ Bowie
1 indian battleaxe (together with small shield)
1 cheap stainless "hunting knife" (wallhanger)
1 African dagger (30cm+ blade, reasonably sharp)
5+ other knives (fishingknives, pocketknives, whatever)
1 Folding saw
1 African Masai "lionspear"
1 Air rifle (good weight to hit someone over the head)
Several ATX powersupplies
Some screwdrivers
Hammer
15" and 17" CRT monitors
1~3 older computers
A ~14" TV
Various other heavy, sharp or pointy objekts
All bladed weapons are within reach from my bed
Edit: Some wine bottles and beercans in the fridge to lol