Shitty movies that everyone loves

[whitefox]

Here are a couple of my most hated-popular movies.

1.Requiem For a Dream-
This movie is fucking retarded, almost as dumb as letting you son pawn your T.V. everyday, or believing that you really did win a spot on television. The storyline is weak, and the drug sequences get old in a hurry. I hate people who like this movie, but most of all, I hate stoners who like this movie, "Yeah, man, it's a trip to watch it while you're baked". Did you not watch the movie, you fucking child rapist? God damn. On second thought, what I hate even more than that, are the people who feel like they can 'relate' to the movie, who grew up in the suburbs with both parents.

2.Scarface-
This is a pretty good movie, but I'm sick of tons of fucking Mexicans running around in Scarface shirts thinking they're hard. If you really thing that rhinestones on that shirt you bought at the swap meet represents the message of the movie, SUCK ON A FUCKING SHOTGUN!

3.Donnie Darko-
Sure, it's entertaining, and Jake Gyllenhaal is is bad ass no matter what he does, but when you get down to it, there is nothing to figure out , or, 'understand', because nothing makes sense, and it's never going to, at least not logically, anyway. This isn't a puzzle just for you, and you aren't special, so just just go buy some more black clothes and AFI cd's.

3.The Boondock Saints-
Yeah, I don't like this movie, it's pretty retarded. I mean, look at the 'Fire Fight' scene, Willem Difoe flailing around like a fucking victim of parkinson's, with his goofy fucking CD player strapped to his waist, playing not-too ironic music.
Troy Duffy went for style, over substance, and it shows. I'm not saying you can't pull not so good story off with style, just think of '3000 miles to Graceland'

5. Wassup Rockers-
Jesus fucking christ.

6.House of 1000 Corpses(Or anything else Rob Zombie touches)
Let's nail a few things down, Rob zombie can't write or directs, and has mega hot wife, and he wants to make a couple of movies. Hmmm, what does he do? put his super hot wife's ass in his movies so that maybe you'll forget about his ridicules dialog, or lack of plot, or just how annoying that super hot wife is.

[ThePinkFloydSound]

I'm with ya with Requiem, it's not good it just made me sad.

What pisses me off is around here everyone loves AvP and most of them have never heard of Alien or Predator, that and they consider it a horror movie.

[napoleon_complex]

I'd agree with Scarface and Donnie Darko(Would be number one on my list), and I understand why you put number 4 up there.

I would disagree with Requiem for a Dream though. Great movie.

I would add to my list Butterfly Effect. What a dumb fucking movie.

[The Spirit Of Jazz]

I agree with Requiem for a Dream, Boondock Saints and Wassup Rockers.

Donnie Darko I like a lot.

[swblacksheep]

Originally Posted by napoleon_complex

I would add to my list Butterfly Effect. What a dumb fucking movie.

I would have to disagree with that. Great movie.

[NobodyLikesNumbers]

Gotta be honest, I didn't enjoy American Beauty all that much.

Maybe I have to watch it again.

[smallpox champion]

Originally Posted by whitefox

3.The Boondock Saints-
Yeah, I don't like this movie, it's pretty retarded. I mean, look at the 'Fire Fight' scene, Willem Difoe flailing around like a fucking victim of parkinson's, with his goofy fucking CD player strapped to his waist, playing not-too ironic music.
Troy Duffy went for style, over substance, and it shows. I'm not saying you can't pull not so good story off with style, just think of '3000 miles to Graceland'

Thank you. Every time someone says they like this movie, I want to tell them to fucking grow up.

[ganjaninja]

Traffic, Full Metal Jacket, Usual Suspects, American Beauty, Seven, Dances with Wolves, Lord of the rings movies, MASH, the spiderman movies, Forrest Gump, The Virgin Suicides, Fight Club, 25th Hour, and almost every oliver stone movie,

[yango wango]

Lord of the Rings I thought those movies sucked so bad. Pirates of the Caribean as well.

[Cboys]

Originally Posted by whitefox

Jake Gyllenhaal is is bad ass no matter what he does

Brokeback mountain?

I agree, Requiem is way, way, way overrated.