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The original 600, 800, and 900 CB codes!
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Remember back in the olden days, when swearing wasn't a real big problem on
the CB airwaves? Well a couple of smart people took the time to comprise a
series of numeric codes to help beat the forces of censorship.
Here are the "original" 600,800 and 900 CB codes:
600 Series:
601 It's so fucking bad, I can't belive it
602 One time fucking good deal
603 Grumman sucks
604 Fucked up beyond all belief (FUBAR)
605 Things are really fucked up
606 Situation normal, all fucked up (SANFU)
607 big fucking deal
608 I'm so hungry I could eat the asshole of a skunk on the rag
609 As long as i don't stand up, I'm fine
610 Fucking turkeys
611 The fucking thing don't work
612 Don't look at me, I din't design the fucking thing
616 You fucking animal
617 It works, the pilot ECMO is fucked up
618 Oh shit, here comes another full ensign
619 It won't be like this on my pig farm
800 Series:
801 You've got to be shiting me
802 Get off my fucking back
803 Beats the shit out of me
804 What the fuck
805 It's so fucking bad, I can't belive it
806 I hate this fucking place
807 this place sucks
808 Fuck you very much
809 Lovely, simply fucking lovely
810 Go pound sand up your ass
811 You cunt
812 Fuck, shit, piss
813 Hair pie, fur bugers, beaver
814 I just got fucked
815 Big fucking deal
816 Hang it in your fucking ear
817 Get bent
818 Wanna Fuck
819 Not till now you smooth talking son of a bitch
820 I don't give a shit
821 Merry fucking Christmas
822 Fuck it, just fuck it
823 Hot shit
824 Bitching
825 Tell someone who gives a shit
826 Don't get fucking wise
827 I don't give a fuck
828 Pardon me sir, you obviously mistook me for someone who gives a shit
829 I didn't design the fucking thing, I just bought it
830 Your ass sucks wind
831 It won't fucking work
832 Go fuck off
833 Who called this fucking meeting
834 Fucked up beyond all repair (FUBAR)
835 Un befucking beliveable
836 Audios you mother-fucker
837 Fuck you
838 No shit
839 No fucking shit
840 Go to hell
841 Your ass sucks bananas
842 Oh shit
843 Fuck the phones
844 I didn't design the thing, I just sell the mother fucker
845 Situation normal, all fucked up (SNAFU)
846 I'm free this weekend
847 Fuck it
848 Help me dump this mother
849 Let's ball together
850 I'm free tonight
851 Same shit differant day (SSDD)
852 Who the fuck asked you
853 Get the fuck out of my life
854 Theres no gravity, the earth sucks
855 Take a flying fuck at a rolling donut, asshole
856 Who the hell are you?
857 Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
858 Fuck, shit, piss, cocksucker, motherfucker, or tits
859 That's none of your fucking bussiness
860 Don't ask me, I only fucking work here
861 Eat my shorts
862 Kiss my ass
863 Fuck it, lets get the hell out of here
900 Series:
901 Coot it, this is my wife/husband, follow my lead
902 Let's take a shower together
903 Meet you at the motel
904 Up your ass
905 Kiss my ass
906 Let's trade balling partners
907 Tied up with wife/husband tonight
908 Is she/he available
909 Call back later my wife/husband is listening
910 Muddy (bloody) field couldn't play
911 Lets' ball at lunch
912 Let's snag them for tonight
913 Take your time, I don't want to be stuck with this ass for lunch
914 Ask me in a couple of days
915 You play ball with us or wi'll stick the bat up your ass
916 They're not so fucking cool
917 Gotchya
918 Follow my lead
Well there they all are. Have fun useing them!
Shake Break the 288 The Inmate we're 10-7!!!
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