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Attack of the 50- Foot Bob
ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT BOB
SubGenius Film Fury's Unlimited presents the horror epic of
the decade.. ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT BOB!!
The sales guru supreme strikes the Earth like a collosis
bringing ruin to the peak and delight to the twisted.
The Age of Normalcy sees the curtain drawn over it's black
and despering works as the Age of Slack hits the world stage
like the tractor-pull of the gods.
ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT BOB!!
He's the cool gone daddy-o from the diva dimension, the zuit-
suit zapper that put the flat feet on the lost generation,
the hip-hop bishop of beat. He's the one that taught Minnie
to mooch, Groucho to grouch, and Long-Dong Silver to act. He
built the ruby slippers, flew the Hendenburg blind-folded,
and made a mint from the peter puff. He brought MIT to a
grinding halt, he made them fake, they had to laugh.. or
else.
ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT BOB!!
See the horrifying spectacle of foot glands being turned
inside-out, see Connie sit on Doug's face full-force, see
Dobbs forcibly insert telephone poles where the sun don't
shine, see the Bills crush Reverend Stang's workshop into
kindling, witness Rush Limbaugh's prostate suddenly blow-up
to the size of an army surplus weather balloon. What a riot!
ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT BOB!!
See stubborn adherence to creaky fundamentalists religions
pop like cheap balloons as the oover Dobbs waves his hellish
pipe over their enclaves, see the beast that made dogs laugh
out loud, smell the gorch-clogging leftovers from the
consumption of the normals, be delightfully overwhelmed by
the awe-inspiring aroma that emanates from the pipe of Dobbs
as society willingly crumbles before his mighty psychic
stench.
ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT BOB!!
See David Letterman get spanked senseless for refusing to let
the church on his pathetic little show, see the froth flow
like milk and honey rushing into a paody smoothie, witness a
tube of K Y Jelly the size of the Goodyear blimp during the
brain-blistering weightless orbital pleasure dome orgy scene.
Watch Bob struggle for a word to describe the precise moment
at which a big healthy dog, Jake, turns white. Have more fun
that you thought inhumanly possible. Yes, even Freddy Krueger
and Hershel Gordon Lewis cringe under Jeffrey Dahmer's
kitchen table at the first sign of:
ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT BOB!!
Unfit for children, deadly to house pets when played on the
VCR, however it clears up constipation, sometimes violently,
in so-called adults and causes gales of unfettered laughter
in real SubGeniuses.
ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT BOB!!
You've got to smell it to believe it. Gene Siskel gives it a
hardy four pipes up and then slaps that disgusting slimy slug
Roger Ebert right out of his chair. Wow! I always wanted
someone to do that.
ATTACK OF THE 50-FOOT BOB!!
You'd rather sit in a hot church wearing tight shoes for six
hours than miss it. Rated S for Slack. Opens in theaters
everywhere July 5, 1998.
Yih hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi!!
Presented by:
Flying Hour BBS
(404) 977-3480
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