New Totse

There once was a man from Nantucket
He said to the young girl 'Please suck it'
She tried to refuse
Ended up with a bruise
And the man's jizz
On, her chin

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He was walking down the street
Just a swinging his meat
And carrying his balls in a bucket

Hoit hoit, good show, old man!