The future was a mistake. The internet's taken a huge detour from what we imagined it could be. Modern living is rubbish.
You can't tell me everyone else became well-adjusted humans and moved on, the Temple of the Screaming Electron's hold was stronger than that. Especially the brave soldiers of Jeff's TotSE Army, they were commited to the core!
So where the fuck is everyone? The internet's not the same and it probably never will be, and I think that that's bullshit.
Will google ever serve this up to someone searching their old handle?
Who was that indian kid who met up with HTS_Noob to fight? Did they ever have a rematch?
I'll always miss the wise words of jackketch, was he ever on Zoklet? I vaguely remember giving up of Zok's site because it wasn't the same without him.
What did Infrared (was it?) do after night ops became a likely arrest?
Is Spatula Tzar still making cool shit?
Did Tr1p ever finally become a train conductor?
Did Snoopy ever stop being a cunt? (I miss that dude. His own forum was okay for a while. Every single argument with that dipshit Spectral, Snoopy was in the right)
Did Sickboy stay out of jail or did she stay on the ice?
Did bloodydaiperman die? He ran for Cincinatti mayor and only lost due to corruption, I think he could win President next round if he tried.
Whatever happened to ZeppelinRules?
And that one guy called Machej
Where's Promethius?
Xombie was cool. And AngryFemme
Gustave? Guswut earned a lot of respect over the years.
Shit, and that transvestite mod from Games People Play, one of my favourites and I've forgotten his name.
Dfg and bornkiller, I've seen on one of the other sites
I used to get my nostalgia hit from the odd sighting of Kwindecent_exposure on reddit, Kwinniebogan from the temple. But his account was banned because cunt admins can't handle humour.
RIP
Ytter_man
ArmsMerchant
Where and the rest of them and why aren't they here?
You can't tell me everyone else became well-adjusted humans and moved on, the Temple of the Screaming Electron's hold was stronger than that. Especially the brave soldiers of Jeff's TotSE Army, they were commited to the core!
So where the fuck is everyone? The internet's not the same and it probably never will be, and I think that that's bullshit.
Will google ever serve this up to someone searching their old handle?
Who was that indian kid who met up with HTS_Noob to fight? Did they ever have a rematch?
I'll always miss the wise words of jackketch, was he ever on Zoklet? I vaguely remember giving up of Zok's site because it wasn't the same without him.
What did Infrared (was it?) do after night ops became a likely arrest?
Is Spatula Tzar still making cool shit?
Did Tr1p ever finally become a train conductor?
Did Snoopy ever stop being a cunt? (I miss that dude. His own forum was okay for a while. Every single argument with that dipshit Spectral, Snoopy was in the right)
Did Sickboy stay out of jail or did she stay on the ice?
Did bloodydaiperman die? He ran for Cincinatti mayor and only lost due to corruption, I think he could win President next round if he tried.
Whatever happened to ZeppelinRules?
And that one guy called Machej
Where's Promethius?
Xombie was cool. And AngryFemme
Gustave? Guswut earned a lot of respect over the years.
Shit, and that transvestite mod from Games People Play, one of my favourites and I've forgotten his name.
Dfg and bornkiller, I've seen on one of the other sites
I used to get my nostalgia hit from the odd sighting of Kwindecent_exposure on reddit, Kwinniebogan from the temple. But his account was banned because cunt admins can't handle humour.
RIP
Ytter_man
ArmsMerchant
Where and the rest of them and why aren't they here?
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