Abandoning/walking out on psycho lover.

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50 Ways To Leave Your Lover

The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover

She said it’s really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover


You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don’t we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

[Funeral Thirst]

Man up, kick her the fuck out, get a restraining order and tell her if she comes back you'll call the police. Warn your relatives/anyone else you need to about her and tell them not to listen to a word she says. As stated before, she should not be able to do this to you.

[getoffmylawn]

Originally Posted by KoldBane

lol, totally hijacking the thread but it's all good.
My girlfriend actually lives in Scarborough so I keep my jokes on the inside, at least most of them haha. Never really knew much about Timmons...
I'm more in the Newmarket area right now, but I go to school in Waterloo if you're familiar with the university. I've always wanted to come out east, if not for the scenery, then to get mighty drunk with the newfies!

My dad was born in Timmons. He has never had sex with Shania Twain who's from there much to both of our dissapointments. My cousin went/goes to Waterloo I dunno don't really talk to him.


Newfoundland kinda blows cept for George street where its interesting. Weed's ridiculously expensive too and everybody's on Pogey (EI). Come to Halifax instead and get drunk at the liquor dome and get swarmed by a random gang of youths. It's how we do out here...