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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2003-06-08, 05:26
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god



what picture did you get in your head?

i have the generic huge fucking dude sitting on a big ass white throne. wearing a white robe and sandles. so he really looks like zeus i suppose.
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Old 2003-06-08, 05:54
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when I was little I used to believe in god, and I used to think he looked like the blanket character in the "Brave Little Toaster" movies lol.

Now I don't really believe in god, but I tend to keep an open mind, as I cannot prove his nonexistance. I visualize the theoretical god resembling Gandalf in the LOTR movies.

I have no idea why they are both from movies, but there you go...
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Old 2003-06-08, 10:04
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My god looks like a frog with no eyes.
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Old 2003-06-08, 13:04
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http://mi.wizards.com/global/images/magic/general/arcanis_the_omnipotent.jpg
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Old 2003-06-08, 14:07
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A huge levitating steamy scrotum, with serrated pubic hairs of entangling slicey death.
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Old 2003-06-08, 21:23
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I think god as everything.

I dont realyy manifest him into a physical form. I more like see him as a massive energy with an infinate amount of possiblities in every single possible imaginable area. Like infinte squared.

He(ya i see god as a guy, prolly cuz i have balls too) has an infinate amount of possiblilities for an infinates amount of aspects.
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Old 2003-06-08, 22:13
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Metal_Demon:

when I was little I used to believe in god, and I used to think he looked like the blanket character in the "Brave Little Toaster" movies lol.

dude, that is really funny.
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Old 2003-06-08, 23:13
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so, what's the difference between this thread, and http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum15/HTML/001380.html <-that thread?

(i feel sorry for the moderators of totse.)
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Old 2003-06-08, 23:29
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http://www.transload.net/~sparkwheel/faith/god.jpg

hehe, i love south park.

but sirously, i think that god has no physical form, unless he wants one. and that he (i see god as a he probably because i am a guy, and god is made to look that way since befors greece) is anywhere, and everywhere.

http://tbd.yi.org/Gd/ <- read this. it is amazing

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Old 2003-06-09, 03:59
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I must agree, southpark has already covered this quite difinitively.

And why not? why can't that be true? do you know differently?
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