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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2003-06-12, 06:58
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Just wondering if anyone here is a fan of Robert Anton Wilson. I am reading Cosmic Trigger right now and came across this awesome little passage that I'd like to share...

--- The great and venerable Sufi sage, Mullah Nasrudin, once raced through Bagdad on his donkey, galloping as fast as the poor beast could travel. Everybody got excited and people rushed into the streets to find out why the philosopher was in such a great hurry.

"What are you looking for, Mullah?" somebody shouted.

"I am looking for my donkey!" Nasrudin answered.

Like most Sufi jokes this seems calculated only to annoy us, like a Marx Brothers routine that doesn't quite succeed in being funny. Actually, Nasrudin was much given (perhaps overmuch) to acting out his parables, and he was merely dramatizing the most common error of seekers after the Cosmic Secret.

We look for the Secret - the Philospher's Stone, the Elixer of the Wise, Supreme Enlightenment, "God", or whatever the final answer might be- in all directions, north, east, south and west, and all the time it is carrying us about. It is the human nervous system itself, the marvelous instrument through which we create order out of chaos, science out of ignorance, meaning out of mystery, "Mescalito" (or a chair) out of whirling energy.
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Old 2003-06-12, 16:39
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OK Donkey! LOL... It's actually real funny if you understand the molieresque ridicule of all beginners on the path... Once you found out God is a humourous great grandfather making fun of proud pretenders, you can't help having fun at noobs. Well, and pity some times, it's such a long way.

Like, the noob who is working on humility, and it is so obvious he is really deeply proud, that's a crackup! It's like a monkey playing Einstein on a stage...

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