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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2003-07-18, 23:37
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God wanted to know how beautiful he was, so he imagined himself as a thing called energy, and brought it into existence throught thought.

At first this essence called energy may have appeared simple, but as part of it'self it exploded into a universe of infinite possibilities.

The unit of energy went throught time and divided itself into infinite numbers, and each of thoses individual energies started to alter itself to express different varriations of who it was. And it always knew that no matter how much it changed, it would still be what it actually was. God.

At first the ideas were simple. Just smears of colour that spread accross and area of space, or humming sounds. Soon the

humming sounds began to change. They wavered, they paused, and

they remained constant. Colours began to change, merging into areas of none-colour to create new ones.

Then the energies began to change into more complex states of being. They greated compact clusters of themselves to make

atoms, molecules, which then clumped together to create matter.

Meanwhile god sat back and experinced himself as new ideas of beauty that were forming.

Gas swirls were formed, planets were formed, volcanoes erupted, winds howled and colour became even more varied.

And then ideas became even more complex. Matter was created that had the capability of moving in relation to it's

surroundings. Matter of brightly varying colours that grew and changed, and influenced the surrounding energy.

Life was indeed beautiful and yet it continued to expand.

Suddenly matter was created that could move a lot more in relation to it's environment, but also had the ability of sensing surrouding energy in the different forms they partook.

These creatures could spread like wildfire throught all areas of the planet through a blistering array of transportation.

The energy spent lifetimes of viewing life around them in these new forms with senses, and then suddenly a profound

change occured. Individual energies suddenly began to become aware of themselves until they found themselves with a strange feeling inside of themselves, a feeling which can be

translated into 'Who the hell am I?'

The energy had spent so much of it's time using its senses to view other energies, it had completely forgotten to view itself. It was when they first looked into the reflection of a water and saw how the image followed the same will as themselves when the trouble started. It was terrible, because the moment the energy began to wonder who he was, the moment he forgot that he was god.

The larger part of the change happened in the body of humans.

Some didn't become aware of themselves for much time, but when they did they went through an enourmously horrible time trying

to figure out who they were. The term they used to describe the feeling was called 'fear', which later spawned a fairytale concept called 'evil'.

After much time trying to figure out who they were, the more they began to realise that they were god. Certain energies

fully realised they were god and therefore had the ability of returning to their original state, but there were many that

haven't yet realised, and it causes them discomfort.

God still sits back and beckons them all back home, but they can only find there way back through feelings they get from

life.

Fortunately these energies developed a way to communicate with each other, and so they could help each other in finding who they were.

Things took a turn for the worst. Since the energies didn't know who they were, they also didn't know who these other energies were who they communicated with. And so in there state of fear they didn't know whether or not to trust them.

Some energies felt threatened to the extent where they cause others to doubt themselves.

God sat back and watched the mess that ensued, chuckling at the thought that no matter how serious these energies treat

their struggle, they're still gonna return home no matter what.
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Old 2003-07-19, 14:12
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Yeah man! That rules! Where did you tap into that?

I also like the story of creation by egyptian sun-god RE, who choosed to appear and first radiated on a primal rock in the shape of an obelisk.

Or actually many of these stories, were found by enlightened beings from various places and times, and once you rid them from the subsequent establishment adds-on, you have tools for understanding many truths.
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Old 2003-07-19, 18:17
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by UrbnTbone:

Where did you tap into that?

What does that mean?
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Old 2003-07-19, 21:04
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I was wondering if this was your own ideas. I like it. Well if taken as mystical poetry and not necessarily as the truth. It is beautiful.

Feels like a symphony. And the energy returns to energy that released it. No need to worry... Refreshing!
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Old 2003-07-19, 21:20
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^^ that's what I thought, basically. It's a beuatiful truth..... so many others are too.
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Old 2003-08-19, 21:56
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by UrbnTbone:

I was wondering if this was your own ideas. I like it.

Yes these are my own ideas (I guess). It's okay but it's only lighthearted. As for a story it's not written well and it gets to unstructured towards the end; Just random sentences splatted together. I never took it too seriously anyway.



[This message has been edited by ---Beany--- (edited 08-20-2003).]
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Old 2003-08-19, 22:05
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i personnaly think your an idiot

you just said we are gods imagination of himself and hes watching himself in his imagination change and deform as hes laughing that there all the eventually going to be the same.

when really we are him so hes laughing at his own ignorance of himself yet hes omnipotent and we are him yet were lost because we dont know that?

what im trying to say is that you made a mokery of logic.
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Old 2003-08-19, 23:41
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^ Read the message above yours.
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Old 2003-08-20, 02:12
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Are both beany's the same people?
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Old 2003-08-20, 10:02
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Fuck, that is so good. May I suck your dick? http://www.totse.com/bbs/wink.gif

Yes, noraa_boy, they are.
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