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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add crying_indianguy to your ignore list  
Old 2003-08-06, 09:41
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ok a 16th century student of Martin Luthers once asked; "Can God mke a rock so heavy that even he cant lift it."

This quote basically points out that no being or whatever can possibly do anything, there are always limitations to even the greatest of powers

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Old 2003-08-06, 10:51
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I thought it was "Can god make a burrito so hot that even he can not eat it" but maybe i was wrong.
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Old 2003-08-06, 12:45
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quote:Originally posted by V4mpyr0:

I thought it was "Can god make a burrito so hot that even he can not eat it" but maybe i was wrong.
Apparently he did create an entity that could eat it...

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Old 2003-08-07, 01:35
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That question was created by someone who just couldnt handle "reality" and knew that people are so dumb to see it as "proof" that god does not exist. Well, with that logic "what came first, the chicken or the egg?". Its not possible, there is no chicken. But, you cant say "the human or the embryo?" because they are one. Um...so there!
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Old 2003-08-07, 20:57
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It was the egg.

The egg that hatched the first chicken through Darwinian evolution which is change in allele frequency over time.

There is your answer to the chicken/egg dillema.
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Old 2003-08-09, 08:59
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quote:Originally posted by crying_indianguy:

ok a 16th century student of Martin Luthers once asked; "Can God mke a rock so heavy that even he cant lift it."

This quote basically points out that no being or whatever can possibly do anything, there are always limitations to even the greatest of powers
LMAO

There you have it, a punchline that proves God's nonexistence.

Oh man, I'm dying over here..

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