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Old 2003-08-28, 18:48
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http://www.iamhe.net

I'm claiming to be the "AntiChrist" as well as the reincarnation of the same oversoul that produced Tesla.

If you have curiousity and discernment you will find it enlightening and informative and sometimes hilarious. If you are a scoffer, fine thats how you test me, just don't expect much response from jokes about me forgetting my meds...

FYI

There are 3 obscure prophecies regarding my technological function:

Dogon - Nommo Anagonno (twin of the victim or Yeshua) will descend with the blacksmith.

Nostradamus through Dolores Cannon - Great Genius, inventor in his mid twenties, invents free energy and AI, is able to soulcatch.

Kalki Purana - Hindu prophecy of 10th avatar of Vishnu, Shiva aspect - Kalki the "machine-man".

Most of your questions will be answered on my site...

It will be up until Sept 21st.

Thanks

Ada

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Edit:

I am a very gay gay gay gay man. I have no life, and I like it when large prisoners ram their penises up my buttocks.

You might have seen me star in films such as "Inmates gone wild 3" or "Extreme anal insertions 9."

I'm also a depressed prepubescant little fuckwad that has nothing better to do with his time other than mope around web boards and proclaim to be creation's undoing. yes! Yes!!! Pay attention to me!! You all must listen to this bullshit that I must say! Yes!! Hwaahaahah!! This is how I take control of the 'world!' Fear me, God! I will bash Your Name on web boards just like every other retarded little kid with no reason behind what he believes! Just because I have been imprisoned due my criminally retarded brain and stunted ape-fingers, I still get to troll around on the internet and try to make people think I'm the evil one's lieutenant!

HEY! Guess what! I'm using a Hewlett Packard that I STOLE from BESTBUY. Isn't that eeevil?! waahahaha!! I also live in Ithaca, New York! We're so gay up here that we have to boycott every single fast food chain in existance! We're so obnoxiously liberal that we've strayed into conservatism! We're so uptight up here that we can't fit greased BB's into our asses, but thats why we make good butt-buddies.

I also define my theology by shitty movies that never made it in the real world! Those are evil too!

[This message has been edited by Bar room hero (edited 08-29-2003).]
 


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