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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Curtains to your ignore list  
Old 2003-09-08, 01:47
Curtains Curtains is offline
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Does anyone else hate church as much as me. it has to be the longest 45minutes of my life. Sometimes i get lucky and can blank out for the entire mass and other times all i can do is think about running up to the alter and beating up the priest so i can go home
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Old 2003-09-08, 01:52
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Don't go, if you hate it so much.
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Old 2003-09-08, 01:56
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you may hate church now because it's "boring" but when you get older you'll develop a whole new set of reasons to hate church, it gets so much worse. I stopped going to church when I realized that the only reason most people were there was to look good in the eyes of everyone else who attended... pathetic. I don't need to attend church with a bunch of assholes in order to have a good relationship with God.
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Old 2003-09-08, 02:00
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I went to a black church once.

There were too many women dressed in extremely bright colors.

I think Jesus would have wholeheartedly disapproved.
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Old 2003-09-08, 02:01
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it's migraine inducing, the bright colors
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Old 2003-09-08, 02:42
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Think of Church as a really long "2 minute hate".
  #7   Add Armed&Angry to your ignore list  
Old 2003-09-08, 02:52
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If you hate it, but you still believe, just stay home and read the Bible instead. If your priest gives you crap tell him that you're searching for the truth yourself, and who are you to stop me, YOU SPIRITUAL FASCIST!!! After that he'll back off.
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Old 2003-09-08, 03:19
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you know the reason god told us in the bible over and over again that he is a "jealous" god?

the pagan religion he never managed to conquer had church services that REALLY ROCKED!

those heathens believed sex was a divine gift (otherwise, how come it feels so great?)...so having sex with temple prostitutes, male and female, was PART OF WORSHIP...

gimme that old time religion...
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Old 2003-09-08, 03:33
Curtains Curtains is offline
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its not that i want to go its i'm forced, i tryed to tell my rents thats theres not point in me gonig if i don't get anything out of it...........but o well
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Old 2003-09-08, 03:36
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Bullshit, just don't go.

What are they going to do? Ground you to your room without any dessert?
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