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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2004-01-16, 03:11
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Ok, lets take the world's most believed in god, Jesus. I did some research in the bible and came up with the following unlogical error.

Jesus had a virgin birth. Also known as an a-sexual birth. This does exist, but is so unbelievably rare that you have a better chance to be struck by lightning twice in the same spot within 10 to 15 seconds. A virgin birth means there was no sperm involved. Now in order to give birth to a male you need to have Y chromosomes which are only found in men. The Y chromosone is what determines the gender of a child. A woman has nothing but X chromosomes so when there is an a-sexual birth it is always a girl without any possibility of a male. So this concludes to Jesus being a girl, now had he been a girl when he was forced to walk up the hill nude with the wooden cross he should have certainly been found to have no penis, yet if you look on crucifix's he doesn't because his leg is covering it. Now let me tell you, when you have both your feet nailed to a wooden cross you aren't thinking about crossing your legs.

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