That little son of a bitch only got elected as Christ because he's God's son. He couldn't even run on his own credentials, that pansy bitch. Vote Mithra for Christ in 2004, let's put a REAL supreme entity in office.
Serious though people, you think for a religion that takes itself as serious as Christianity, they'd have a more original and powerful 'savior' than a cheap Mithra rip-off, whose existence IS questionable when you look at the evidence, and whose bloodline is more mysterious than a ghetto-child. Why aren't modern Gods as cool as Thor or Odin? Fucking Christ, even Osiris was better than Jesus.
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