Jesus was a woman.

[Snoopy]

Just look at the obvious facts.

[cunfoozedmunkee]

dude, you have a point

when i first read the bible i thought he was gay or something. perhaps jesus was a woman, lol... im so fucking confused by religion anyways, im probably become agnostic.

cm

[jL CoD]

what obvious facts are there?

[theBishop]

John 20:43 (MUV)

and Jesus exposed his Vagina to the masses and said "behold, I the son of man am also the daughter of the Father, who is your king"

obvious enough?

[SweetTea]

When then the obvious question is, is she hot?

[theBishop]

of course shes hot, she's the savior of humanity!

[The_Rabbi]

So Mary Magdalene was a lesbo?

ALso, a female Rabbi in the time of the Pharisee? Pshaw.

[Snoopy]

Jesus wasn't just any woman. Jesus was a hairy woman.

[Tyrant]

Wasn't Jesus supposed to be ugly? That'd make her a witch...

BURN HER!

[cola]

Meh. If Jesus was a woman, I'd put my balls on her chin.