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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add praisejahmoreherb to your ignore list  
Old 2004-02-28, 20:14
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No, I'm not being sacreligious, because I don't think there really is one. But I was thinking about the Bible, and how it describes God. Well, humans create their own reality through perception, we gave ourselves free will to do what we want, nobody can take it from us. Bad actions create negative feelings and emotions for us, like sending ourselves to hell, and vice-versa. I know there are points in the Bible that say things like god forbids you to eat the meat of cloven animals, but I'm not going into that, just touching off on the basics all people know. Faith in God is faith in ourselves, we pray, but we ourselves make our prayers come true through our own action or the actions of others. I just think it's interesting how the major monotheistic religions can be interpreted through an allegory such as this one.
  #2   Add AR-180 to your ignore list  
Old 2004-02-29, 01:04
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hay fucking yankee carpetbaging retard asshole fuck i already posted this

search under i am god
  #3   Add praisejahmoreherb to your ignore list  
Old 2004-02-29, 20:47
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Sorry, I'm relatively new to totse.
  #4   Add dizztrezzed to your ignore list  
Old 2004-02-29, 21:35
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Ignore the unbeliever!

Sure thats a good idea. I believe that the reason God made up those rules was to test His people. Not test their devotion to Him, but rather to test their strength of will. A person's character is better measured in their willingness to do things that others would or could not do without help.
  #5   Add KoWbOy KiLlEr to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-01, 07:18
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by AR-180:

hay fucking yankee carpetbaging retard asshole fuck i already posted this

search under i am god
As did I AR-180...

fucking n00bs
  #6   Add onion jack 67 to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-21, 06:06
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praisejahmoreherb...

quite right!

i am also god and it is a divine pleasure.
  #7   Add DarkEyesXxX to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-22, 02:18
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Fuck you all. Hail Satan.



  #8   Add AI to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-22, 03:34
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Hey hey hey now. Look below Community up there. I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
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Old 2004-03-22, 05:02
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there is no God. now shut the fuck up and eat your rice krispi treats.
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Old 2004-03-22, 11:55
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a=b b=c c=d so thusly if I pray at night, i am talking to myself so The one im talking to (me)= god

Simple as that
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