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2004-03-02, 22:09
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Behind the boat house
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Who are your favorite characters in the Bible, aside from story and everything.
I'd have to say Gabriel is probably my favorite, because he's such a cool character. He's so trustworthy that he's allowed to hang out in hell, heaven, and earth and basically do whatever he wants.
Your turn.
Cheers,
Lost
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2004-03-02, 22:19
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David was pretty cool. He was a peeping tom, adulterer and murderer, but still a man after God's own heart...the slick bastard.
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2004-03-02, 22:19
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Either the Apple
(If you saw Eve coming at you, you'd be in a pretty good mood  )
or the bush.
That was a cool bush.
People walk by, they're like "Hey, bush
What's up bush? You want some water there, bush?"
Yeah, that bush was awesome.
He was really a kickass dude,
am I right, man?
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2004-03-02, 22:44
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i like lot whats better than getting raped by your own daughters
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2004-03-02, 22:52
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Phrensied Rabbits:
or the bush.
That was a cool bush.
People walk by, they're like "Hey, bush
What's up bush? You want some water there, bush?"
Yeah, that bush was awesome.
He was really a kickass dude,
am I right, man?
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That was just a man named Bush, if you go back to the original Hebrew. Apparently he rose from the dead and ran for President.
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2004-03-02, 23:20
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:
That was just a man named Bush, if you go back to the original Hebrew. Apparently he rose from the dead and ran for President.
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nevermind...
I don't like the bush anymore...
what's the most mellow guy in there other than the bush?
and not a reed!
those guys aren't cool!
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2004-03-03, 01:21
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satan's pretty cool.
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2004-03-03, 02:07
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The Shire, Michigan
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Judas! He got Jesus killed and now all our sins are forgiven! Of course now he's trapped in the ninth layer of hell in Satan's mouth, but ...
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2004-03-03, 02:14
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The men of Sodom... they are soooooo funny...
They see the angels visting Lot, and their like "hey pretty boys, come out here so we can fuck you in the street"
lmao. if they actually put a rating on the bible, it would be like R, with all the violence, sex, genocide, ect
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2004-03-03, 06:30
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Satan. God created it, and if god knows everything. Then it set up our sins. It put that "tree of knowledge" in the garden just to fuck with you. Or at least the old testament is bull.
I'm sorry i wouldn't promote any god that tells me to be stupid...
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