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  #1   Add Baldo to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-04, 23:30
Baldo Baldo is offline
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I'm the second follower of the relligion of chillinism. The first follower is the profit Ian. All of us followers are called Ianians. Now I will explain the basics of this faith.

Our god is Saint Chill. St Chill wants all in the world to be chill. Our equivalant of the catholic "amen" is "sweet". You say that whenever something in live is chill. If something is bad or not "sweet", then you say "nooope". There is no set guidlines for what is chill or not chill, it all depends on what you think.

Our Hollidays are different than what is considered normal. What happens is you pick a day that you want to celebrate chillness and you do. You dedicate that whole day to chillness. You can have as many holidays a year as you like.

Our numbers are still around ten but feel free to join or ask questions.

Baldo
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Old 2004-03-05, 00:04
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noooope
  #3   Add Baldo to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-05, 00:17
Baldo Baldo is offline
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eh. It's not for everyone
  #4   Add Hexadecimal to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-05, 00:40
Hexadecimal Hexadecimal is offline
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I joined that religion 10 years ago...I'm one lax fucker.
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Old 2004-03-05, 00:44
Baldo Baldo is offline
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It's such a great thing. But no longer will you be labeled lax or lazy you are merely devout!
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Old 2004-03-05, 01:26
praisejahmoreherb praisejahmoreherb is offline
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I want in!! Do you have any restrictions, like drugs or sex or anything? Or, possibly, a requirement to use drugs?
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Old 2004-03-05, 01:44
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

I joined that religion 10 years ago...I'm one lax fucker.
Good call. Make her do all the work.
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Old 2004-03-05, 02:50
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"Amen" is a Hebrew word, actually http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif The Catholics got it from us http://www.totse.com/bbs/smile.gif
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Old 2004-03-05, 02:57
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Old 2004-03-05, 03:04
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Sweet! Can I jump on?
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