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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Eoin to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-07, 05:59
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hello,

this is my first post.

i asked my religion teacher "if they found DNA from Jesus and cloned him, would the clone still be the son of God", she looked at me with disgust and then continued with the lesson.

what do you guys think?
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Old 2004-03-07, 06:00
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raise your hand before speaking
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Old 2004-03-07, 06:23
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quote:Originally posted by Eoin:

hello,

this is my first post.

i asked my religion teacher "if they found DNA from Jesus and cloned him, would the clone still be the son of God", she looked at me with disgust and then continued with the lesson.

what do you guys think?
Your teacher should be fired, that is a very valid religious question.
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Old 2004-03-07, 07:37
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Ask her again. Only this time say 'and this time I'd like an answer please!'

Chances are though you'll get some bullshit about how cloning goes agaisnt God or something, and blah blah blah.....

Chances are she'll avoid answering the question at all costs. Mainly because she wouldn't know the answer.
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Old 2004-03-07, 07:42
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HOLY SHIT

Thats a great idea!!!!!!!!

Isnt there some shroud thing with his impression or something...

although I dont know if its genuine, how mad would that be????

Start a petition to clone Jesus!!!!
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Old 2004-03-07, 08:45
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Yes. But would this one be called Jesus or some derivative.....

Like Jesse. Or some kind of random generic name like that?
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Old 2004-03-07, 17:29
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Jesus Mk. II?
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Old 2004-03-07, 18:18
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It's a cool question, but it's not the body that's the son of god but the soul within the body. The new clone would just inherit a new soul.
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Old 2004-03-07, 18:19
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if jesus had kids, would they be 25% god? and could they preform semi-miracles, like finding my car keys and fixing my cd burner?

he should have cranked out the kids, and sold them to slavery where their talents could be exploited.
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Old 2004-03-07, 20:13
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quote:Originally posted by SupaAznPirate:

This just brings up the old problem, science vs religion.

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The 'old' problem of science vs. religion? Archeology has proven the Bible right many times in many ways. As for a lcone of Jesus, no it wouldn't be the same, because you can't clone the soul/spirit, and that is what made him God. His body was 100% normal human.

[This message has been edited by StoneMan (edited 03-07-2004).]
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