Pearly Gates

[Toban Locksmith]

I've been watching too much "Inside The Actor's Studio". Anyway, at the end, James Lipton will sometimes ask, "What do you wish to hear God say to you when met at the Peraly Gates?". The most memorable ones I heard were...

"Wow"

"Here are the keys. Come and go as you please."

Have any others?

[Tyrant]

I admit defeat.

[BD w/ Kung-Fu Grip]

It is all lies, their is no heaven.

"And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should beleive a lie: That they all might be damned who beleive not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness"

2 Th. 2:11-12

[SEN D-F]

Hypothetically speaking:

'I am you. You are me. We are God!'

[Edit: Spelling. Im too high to walk, let alone sit on a forum like hits, though I think my comment was good. We'll see in the morning though.....]

[This message has been edited by SEN D-F (edited 03-13-2004).]

[Metalligod]

quote:Originally posted by SEN D-F:

Hypothetically speaking:

'I am you. You are me. We are God!'

[Edit: Spelling. Im too high to walk, let alone sit on a forum like hits, though I think my comment was good. We'll see in the morning though.....]

[This message has been edited by SEN D-F (edited 03-13-2004).]

Dude You like always say the perfect thing

[onion jack 67]

... and there i was, at the pearly gates. i couldn't help thinking, these gates aren't made from pearls, it must just be an expression.

"what can i do for you son? peter is off today, i'm god. you do know you're not supposed to be here yet. you're party doesn't start for a long time. don't call me, i'll call you."

"i knew you didn't have a white beard and..."

"the gates?" interupted god "it's molten love"