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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2004-03-27, 02:17
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Be like me.........I'm Catholic,and my God is forgiving, Thats why they have those confessionals.

It says all this shit in the bible (sorry God)about being selebate and stuff, but it also says that: those who realize their imperfections and realize their sins, will be set free, or somthin like that.
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Old 2004-03-27, 02:27
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Pfff, wow you've really found the loophole haven't you. Except:

James 2:14-18

What good is it, my brothers, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can that faith save him?

You actually have to believe in order to recieve Jesus's forgiveness. If you are blatently disregarding the bible, what does that say about you faith.

Which brings me to my next point, what does the bible say about selebacy?
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Old 2004-03-27, 02:49
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quote:Originally posted by diehard993:

Be like me.........I'm Catholic,and my God is forgiving, Thats why they have those confessionals.

It says all this shit in the bible (sorry God)about being selebate and stuff, but it also says that: those who realize their imperfections and realize their sins, will be set free, or somthin like that.
Once was a young monk, who asked the reverend father to prove to him that celibacy was required by the church fathers, the father disappeared into the catacombs to examine the records. After a while the sound of deep sobbing was heard, the monks rushing to his aid found father crying over an ancient manuscript. The word was celebrate (crycrycrycry), celebrate, not celibate, damn that translator, damn him, damn him http://www.totse.com/bbs/biggrin.gif

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Old 2004-03-27, 02:51
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You actually have to believe in order to recieve Jesus's forgiveness. If you are blatently disregarding the bible, what does that say about you faith.

Are you serious?

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