So I was listening to some talk show on the AM radio. They kept on mentioning god and jesus and christian bands so I got the feeling this was a christian station. So then this girl calls in who sounds maybe 15, 16, and she starts talking about how her friend smokes weed and how shes all scared for him. She she explaines that he smokes weed and drinks and how he is constantly fucked up. (This guy sounds like my hero!) So shes (by the way, her names Amanda) asking what she should do and the talk show host says, "Well, the only thing you should do, naturally is pray." and the girls like "Oh ok." I was like, "jesus!" and shut that shit off. christians are so gay and retarded. If you really wanna stop this kid, this girl should go talk to him, not "pray". And why should this guy listen to a christian loser like her? god christians are so retarded!
And to all you pussy wipe bitch christians, notice how I didnt spell any "godly" word with a capital letter. And dont waste your time telling me how god going to "punish" me (probably ass rape me, that fucker!) cause he doesnt exist and if he does, il kill him.
I think that Mole kid from South Park the movie has the right ideas. You know the one who hates god and calls him a cocksucking asshole. That kids so cool.
L8r christian fuckers.
Actually, I wouldnt have any problems with christians if they didnt try to push their beliefs on me all the time. But I get fucking sick and tired of preachers stopping me when I go for a run and give me these stupid books on god and tell me to go to their church services. And how those assholes come to your door. The jahova witnesses people. Thats why I hate you fuckers so much. And as for god, I hate him because he has made my life miserable. So fuck that queer!
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