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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2004-04-19, 15:18
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This is my first post, so .... yeah, er ... I just wanna babble about religion really, with other people, to try and learn some shit.

Otay, so according to the bible, when people die they either go to Heaven or Hell. For the rest of eternity I presume. If you ask God for forgiveness for all your sins before you die then you get to go to Heaven. But if you fail ........ YOU ARE BANISHED TO HELL! Seems a bit extreme to me but fair diccums.

Ok, now Christians also state that the only way to God is through Jesus. Which suggests that any non-christian who claims to have a relationship with God is lying. So they can't ask for forgiveness. So everyone like, I dunno, Ghandi and Buddha and shit loads of wonderful non-christian people are all big fat liars and don't really have a relationship with God @ all. All the good people who have done wonders for the world are all burning in hell by the hand of a "just God". Ghandi must be like "Ah shit! I knew I shoulda turned away from my Islamic beliefs, my entire culture and way of life and become a Christian instead. That way I wouldn't be spending the rest of eternity getting buggered by flaming demon cocks". And at the same time as this a bunch of people who have spent their time on earth being total and utter evil cunts have confessed their sins and asked God for forgiveness and so get to spend the rest of time in the most beautiful place possibly imaginable. Seems a tad bit unfair to me.
 


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