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Old 2004-05-30, 01:21
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I just came to a very sad realization, sad only because I knew this long ago and never brought it up in my defenses.

The KJ bible is full of lies, Eve was NOT the first women as some of you already know. But did you also know that she was not the second either? It turns out Adam was around longer than the bullshit bible(KJ) tried to some up. And it also turns out that Satan was a man-whore.

The reason why the highest order of angels, (not Seraphim) are called the fallen is because they fucked women. But these where supposed to be duaghters of Adam. Well some of us know that there's been talk that this Satan, was in trouble even before that.

He had sex with the two women that came before Eve, and then had sex with one of Eves grandchildren, (or further down the line). Who's name was Naamah.

Satan and Lucifer are NOT the same beings, nor is Azazel, and several other names, they are simply other Fallen ones. Satan(Satanil,Satanial,Salamiel, Sammael) is the prince of the angels. And could anyone tell me why he's also called the 'Prince of Darkness'?

There's obviously a higher power than he, and everyone should know who that is. He, Satan, being so powerful and all, can have only one that could challenge him and Win; his Maker. Satan's the Prince, but 'He' is surely the King, therefore, if evil is a force(which is a ridiculous thought) He's 'The Big Bad'. -Omnibenevolent- http://www.totse.com/bbs/rolleyes.gif

This helps anyone who'll argue that at least the revised bible is crap. I should also add that another name for Satan was Los, who happens to be a completely different being. In the original bible, it's made quite clear that God sees human acts as beneath He and His angels. When Satan becomes enthralled by women, He sees it as a sickness.

Thus dubbing him, Sammael. When you learn to 'read between the lines', you find out great things, such as: Sam means, Poison; and El is a suffix for, Angel. Hence the name, Sammael, and the other similarities.

 


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