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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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And the Lords' Prayer has become :-

"Our father who is in us here on earth,

holy is your name in the hungry

who share their bread and song.

Your kingdom come, a generous land

where confidence and truth reign.

Let us do your will, being a cool breeze

for those who sweat.

You are giving us our daily bread

when we manage to get back our lands

or to get a fairer wage.

Forgive us for keeping silent

in the face of injustice

and for burying our dreams.

Don't let us fall into the temptation

of taking up the same arms as the enemy,

but deliver us from evil which disunites us.

And we shall have believed in humanity

and life, and we shall have known

your kingdom which is being built forever

and ever ".

Ah-hem.
 


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