God spoke to me last night.It was very enlightening.He said Digital savior is a prophet and that thou shalt him believeth..
God also told me to build this huge spaceship in which all the true believers would be taken to heaven.
So please send me your money.For just 1 dollar you can secure your position among the chosen ones.
Of course more money means more benefits..
For 10 dollars you get a business class seat with a great scenery.
For merely 100 dollars you also get the bible personally autographed by god...
and that's not all..
For 1000 dollars you also get a neon green t-shirt with the the text:I AM A BORN IDIOT
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