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Old 2004-06-29, 02:31
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I didn't just post this for fun. And I didn't just post it because I saw someone else post something else. I posted this because I finally had the courage to express my opinions. I used to believe in Buddhism. But now I converted into this Religon that I made and I truely believe in it.

Polytruism

"many truth religon"

Teachings

-If you believe you can do it, you will be able to do it.

-If you commit sin, then you will be sinned. So therefore don't commit sin if you were sinned, or you will be sinned.

-When you are sinned, the gods and godess will have no contact with you until that sin is somehow repent.

-Follow The Two Basics In Life to have a sin-free life.



The Two Basics In Life

A. Don't do anything that will hurt someone's feeling.

B. Whatever you do, don't have a bad intention.

If you follow The Two Basics In Life then you will have a sin-free life.

A. Don't do anything that will hurt someone's feeling.

This includes doing anything that will make someone feel unhappy. This rule takes precedent over everything else. For example, if someone asks you if you like their _____ then if telling the truth will hurt their feelings, then you may lie. But if it hurts anybody elses feelings then don't lie. If you aren't sure what to do. Just say that you refuse to answer. Killing is not acceptable because it makes a lot of people angry. Don't get revenge.

Pretend that you are in this situation. If you are asked by someone that "Did you break the vase?" Despite the fact that telling the truth might hurt your own feelings, you must or you might hurt their feelings in the long run.

-Precedency

1.Subject that you are dealing with

2.Yourself

3.Other people

For example if someone tried to stab you, then Yourself takes higher precedent than Other people, so therefore you may tell the authorities about them.

B. Whatever you do, don't have a bad intention.

Anything you do, if you do it to have a bad effect to occur then you will be sinned. So therefore, don't have a bad intention when doing something. If you try to help someone with the wrong advice intentinally then you will be sinned for having a bad intention. If you go into someone emails for the intention of doing something malicous then you will be sinned. But if it is for a good intention and it doesn't and won't hurt anyone feeling then you may do what you need.



The Gods and Godesses

There are many gods and godesses with names given so we know who they are.

Godess Name:

Godess of Fixed events

State you desired event to occur in your head and state an amount of time that you will play piano for and if she likes the amount of time, then your event will be granted. That event will then occur. The event can't be farfetched and needs to be something that is possible to happen.



God name:

God of Omen

Once in a while you may see a vision or hear an omen, predicting parts of the future. It means that that is what will happen in the future.

God name:

God of directions

Once in a while you may hear a "voice" in your head that tells you to do something. Sometimes you hear the voice after you see an omen. You should listen to the voice in the head because the gods and godess knows what is going to happen next and they want to have the best for you.

Godess name:

Godess of moral consequence

This Godess observes you, and if you do something good for someone else then this godess will somehow reward you. If you do something bad, this godess will punish you.

 


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