mormons

[noskillz]

Do mormons really fuck through a hole in a sheet?

[Kw0nLiE]

You have issues,and someone should lock this thread up nice and tight before it becomes one of those retarded fucking sex threads in GOD'S forum!!

you dumbass don't start shit like this..

[MasterPython]

I don't think that most mormons do this Mormons do this. There might be a few out there but I doubt it is an oficail part of thier religion.

I have heard of this practice being preformed by the Huderites as a way to introduce new genes into their comunities. And that men can recieve five hundred dollars for their services. I have not been offered myself and am repeating this as a third hand story.

[Craftian]

I've heard that about a bunch of different groups (Quakers, Mennonites, etc.), but I'm pretty sure it's an urban legend.

[theBishop]

Mormons do not use the hole in the sheet. I don't even think Amish do, but the Amish do leave their clothes on.

[inquisitor_11]

Does that mean that Amish couples never get to see each other naked?

[deptstoremook]

That's a Jewish stereotype.

[vazilizaitsev89]

mormons constantly come to my door and ive asked them to stop. But they keep comin are there any legal ways to stop it?(dont wanna do anything illegal)

[MasterPython]

Built a sacraficing alter in your yard and leave bones on it. If not bones ketchup. Or a goat head. If I were a mormon and saw that i would give that house a pass.

[This message has been edited by MasterPython (edited 07-11-2004).]

[neX]

get a big sign on your door that says:

NO SOLICITING!

(that means you mormons!)