Way back when jesus was making his new religion and just teaching about god, the romans thought that was kinda fucked up so when jesus least expected they would come(supper time) they knocked on his door and said jesus u have commited crimes against humanity u will be crucifed for ur crime. but instead of wat everyone thinks happened(jesus went along peacfully and "died for our sins")jesus said yo fuck dat shit and summoned a lightning bolt to waste their biatch asses. but jesus knew they would be back so he called up his homeboy moses to do him a favour. he said"yo moses i gotta have a 'last supper' with these disciples can u fill in for me cause i gotta nice peice of booty up in my crib" so moses decided that it would be cool to be the man for once so he dressed up like jesus and went to the supper. but while him and the D'ciples were eatin some group of jive turkeys were at the door saying they were da romans and they wanted jesus to pay for his crimes. so moses thought he would look pretty cool doin dis so he said "aight ill come with u". but lil did he relise the shit he had stepped in when they nailed his hands to this cross and made everyone watch. moses was pretty pissed but just as he was about to die jesus was checkin him and said "dis is wat yo get for jackin' my chariot foo" and moses died with everyone thinking he was jesus and the real jesus went off to persue a career in digital arts.
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