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Old 2004-08-24, 04:07
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I have dug a big base underneath a room in my house, after digging through the foundations I used beams to support the weight of my house VERY IMPORTANT,

Since then I have gathered up some people who pissed me off in the past and they are all tyed up in chairs inside my little secret room and I dont really have all of them because the room is getting crouded and stinking of body odour but mostly because one is dead and others have been sick.

I visit them with a gas mask on and there suffering will be over soon because I am going to find a virgin catholic preist and trick him into coming to my house. then I am going to push him into the underground room and nail him onto the wooden cross that I have fasiond,, and stand it in the centre of my victims and tell them that there time has come and the virgin preist will suffer just like jesus whilst opening up the gates for them when I kill them.

then they will watch the preist christian bastard slowly die.

and I will turn to my victims and say this preist died for your sins and has opend the gates for you to enter the kingdom of heaven.

and then I will proceed to slit there throats and drink there blood.

 


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